Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My butt remains clenched, sir.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize
