quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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