you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
