"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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