So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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