Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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