Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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