Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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