I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I look better un-naked...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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