i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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