Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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