I hope mine doesn't look like that
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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