I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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