did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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