508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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