Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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