Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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