So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
organizing the empties. That sober.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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