So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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