Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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