you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I want her autograph on my taint
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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