why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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