Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
