i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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