I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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