I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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