I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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