Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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