yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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