I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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