Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm bleeding and have questions
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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