I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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