I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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