She's JV to your varsity
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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