So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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