Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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