You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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