I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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