Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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