This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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