I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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