Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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