so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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