i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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