is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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