Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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