Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My vagina is officially offended.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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