I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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