im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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