super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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