Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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